BLACKBEARD

Blackbeard was probably the most violent of all pirates. I really don’t know much about him except that he was notorious for slaughtering the elderly and for constantly picking fights with ninjas. His ship was called Queen Anne’s Revenge, which I guess is a pretty cool name.

Blackbeard was eventually killed in battle. I think he was fighting like a thousand ninjas when it happened. Then they cut off his head and mounted it on the front of a ship. That sucks, but at least it was a cool way to die. Live like a Pirate, die like a Pirate.


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