Bronson and the Loch Ness Monster

Charles Bronson hates the Loch Ness Monster. All those nerds who are always arguing whether or not "Nessie" really exists pissed Bronson off hard. So one day he just jumped into the lake and swam around until he found Nessie. He bit Nessie's throat and killed it. That's it. That's all there is to this story.




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