Welcome to Righteous Pirate.

My philosophy on various topics

Taco Bell Diet

How to cook a Beef Flower

Tribute to Charles Bronson

Pirate Food Pyramid

Crom!

Midgets and Tards

What to do with a few hundred bottle rockets

Ideas for good parties

Pirates Rule!

The Shit of Shits

100 uses for Chi Chi's Buffalo Wings

Old Poems

The Origin of Pete

The Un-Gentleman

Articles I wrote in ROTC that got me in trouble

Good Quotes




My Favorite Links:

Darkest Phoenix
Home of the Darkest Phoenix. My ally and partner in all things awesome.

Bad Boy Life
Wanna see a real Bad Boy?

www.realultimatepower.net
The homepage of the enemies.

www.mulletsgalore.com
Fear the Mullet!

www.maddox.xmission.com
Best page on the internet since 1997