PROSTHETIC LIMBS
Since the pirate life is awesome and dangerous, it is common for pirates to lose their limbs while wrestling with sharks or fighting with Ninjas. When a pirate loses his limb, he needs to replace it with something. When they lose a hand/arm, a typical replacement would be:

Hooks
Knives
Pitch Forks
Hammers
Chainsaws
Spoons
Nail Guns
Small Cannons


When a pirate loses a foot/leg, there aren’t as many options. They usually use a stick of wood or bone, but sometimes they will replace the leg with a skate board.

Losing a limb sucks but pirates don’t mind all that much because then they can get creative and replace it with something sweet. Once this pirate lost all four limbs and he replaced his arms with a hammer and a chainsaw and wore a boot on his huge penis and bounced around on it like a pogo stick.


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