THE WAR WITH THE NINJAS

For as long as anyone can remember, Pirates and Ninjas have been at war. It all started in a bar with an argument over something like whether or not swallows can carry coconuts. Well one thing led to another and a fight broke out and there were like thousands of people killed and Ninjas and Pirates have been killing each other on sight ever since. As it stands now niether side is winning, they are basically even.

Most Pirates are convinced that it was the Ninjas who started the fight. I guess it doesn't matter cuz if the Ninjas didn't start it then the Pirates surely would have. Most believe that the two groups will continue to fight until one eliminates the other since they are too different to ever coexist in this world.

I have recently come to believe that Ninjas and Pirates are not as different as we once believed. They both love killing and eating meat and listening to Bon Jovi. Because of this I have been trying to start a campaign to end the war between the Ninjas and the Pirates. Especially now in these modern times when we have so many common enemies, like Arabs and Homos and Robots, and those scary Homo-Robots. Pirates and Ninjas really should join forces.

Unfortunately, my campaing has met with little success. For the time being, the Ninja-Pirate War rages on as violently as it ever has.

If you are interested in Ninjas, I have found that the webpage below has the most accurate information about their kind:

www.realultimatepower.net


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