PIRATE SHIPS, BADASS!

Pirate ships are badass and totally pimped out. They are like the customized badass muscle cars of the ocean. A pirate ship starts with a regular ship, most likely stolen from some country's navy or amusement park rides, then a bunch of cool accessories are added to totally PIMP OUT the ship.

Accessories:

Scary-ass flags.
These let people know that this ship is a badass pirate ship. People see the flag at a distance and shit their pants out of fear and awe at the pirate’s badass style.

The Rear Spoiler.
Even though it is doubtful that spoilers add anything to performance, they still look sweet and intimidating. Victims know the futility of trying to out run a Fast and Furious ship equipped with a giant spoiler.

Bow Ornament.
Just like a hood ornament, these could be Dragons, Hot Naked Women, or a big shiny Cadillac Symbol.

Shag Fur.
Inside the Captain’s cabin, reminds you that he is a pimp.

Ropiness.
Ropes are an indication of a ship's quality. Basically, the more ropes a ship has the better. Here is an example of a particularly high quality pirate ship that is very ropy.

Pirate ships also had all kinds of badass weapons. Here are a few examples.

Cannons
Rocket launchers
Chainsaws
Giant shit-launching catapults



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