Here are some poems I wrote a few years ago for my B-Town friends. They get it. You won't so don't bother reading them.

Adolescent Boy 

I have a little penis 
I spank it every day 
And when I'm feelin' horny 
With penis I shall play 


Redneck Mullet 

I got me a nice penis 
Its real big, Mister 
If ya dont believe me 
Just go ask my sister 


Asian Stereotype 

My husband he have penis 
It so small and tiny 
He like to bend me over 
Stick it in my hiney 


Weren't those cute poems? 

Here's some poems about my friends 

There's this girl named Jenny 
She's so cute and fun 
But watch yourself around her 
Cuz she's a lively one 

There's this girl named Sarah 
She's really quite a venus 
And if she gets to know you 
She's ask to see your penis 

There's this guy named Ian 
Once I saw him peein' 
And even though 
He dont want you to know 
It's the smallest I've ever seen