POOP DECK

The Poop Deck of the ship is just that; the place where the pirates poop. It is like a trophy room. Pirates like to kill big sea creatures and eat them. Then, when they shit their teeth and bones all over the poop deck, they can brag about how awesome they are. The poop deck is always littered with sharks’ teeth and whale bones and shit and must be washed all the time. Fortunately there is the Last Mate to do that.


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