I like Taco Bell. I could eat it every day. In fact, I think I will. This could be interesting. That little bitch, Jared, used to be a fat porn peddling loser. Then he ate nothing but Subway for like six months or something. Now he is a less-fat porn peddling loser. And that other idiot ate nothing but McDonalds for a month and he supposedly almost died. So what will happen to a badass like me if I eat nothing but Taco Bell for…let’s say..three months. Let’s find out.

UPDATE: Wow! I was a badass before, but look at me now. Taco Bell totally gave me super powers.

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