Wiccans are dumb. They try to act like they are a legit religion. What the hell? All they are are a bunch of ugly overweight chicks who have no social lives so they pretend to be witches and make witches' brews and spells and hexes. None of that magick (yes spelled with a “CK” cuz Wiccans are cool like that)shit does anything for your obesity or your lack of a social life.
My sister was friends with a fat monster girl who decided one day to be a Wiccan. She tried to convince people she could do terrible magic on them if she wanted, but restrained herself out of kindness and nature lovingness and some other shit. I told my sister that her friend was a “bad witch” because like that chick said in The Wizard of Oz, “Only bad witches are ugly.”
Anyway, I agree that people can do whatever they want, but that also means that I can make fun of them as much as I want. I am not really persecuting them, I’m just helping to destroy their already shattered self esteem. Besides, if people can just make up a bunch of dumb ass shenanigans and expect me to believe it is a legitimate religion, then I guess that means I can do the same……
I think I’ll start a religion where I worship Crom
NOTE: There actually is no such word as "Wiccans". It is actually "Wicca" in the plural form. Hmmm, yeah whatever, fuck off with your fancy pluralizing. Wiccans it is.
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